Friday, 20 February 2009

Say what?

A few classic headlines making the rounds via e-mail.


  1. LOL....reminds me of a recent headline in a Alberta Sun weekly....

    Creamers may contain milk


  2. Excellent --- my favorite part of the Jay Leno show is his Monday night HEADLINES. These are far better than many of his. Thanks for the laugh

  3. Sunday's Toronto Sun had a memorable one on the story about the city trying to ban dogs from beaches year-round:

    City may ban sandy claws

  4. A few others come to mind:

    Include Children When Baking Cookies

    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

    Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

    Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

    Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

    Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

    Miners Refuse to Work After Death

    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

    Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter

    War Dims Hope for Peace

    Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

    Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

    Dead Man Went Back Into Fire